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Life Lessons from Church
Church: No matter how bad things may seem-
Caboose: They could be worse.
Church: Nope. No matter how things may seem they can't be better and they can't be worse. Because thats the way things fucking are and you had better get used to it nancy so quit your bitching.
Alien Baby: Blarg.
Sister: Oh cool! You have a dog?
Tucker: Uh, that's not a dog. That's my kid.
Sister: Oh, cool! You have a kid that looks like a dog?
Church: Nice save.
Real classy Tucker.
Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on...
Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh yeah, right. Man I was... totally thinking 'bout somethin' else.
Church: That’s real classy, Tucker.
Caboose: A.I.......What doses the A stand for?
Caboose: what does th-
Caboose: OHHHHH.......what was the A again?
"This may be the greatest surrender of all time" - Sarge
Grif: *sigh* "I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck..."
Grif: "And that I'm a girl..."
Church: "What else!?"
Grif: "And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys!"